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Sunday December 14, 2008 8:43 pm

The Gays and their Heirarchy

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Posted by Shawn Harris Categories: Editorials, Humor, Media, Videos

Oh gay, gay, gays. What to do with your wacky wacky ways?  As much as you would like to consider yourself open and an accepting group of people, I beg to differ. Take a look at these two examples:

Where do I begin? How do you accept this?


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One - the above display is why I hail NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg for fining restaurants that use trans fats in New York City.  It’s frightening that this trend of obesity continues to plague America’s population. It’s even now penetrating the gays’ backyard. With indifference on how to stem the epidemic, we sort of cattle prod them back into their group or herd and ignore it completely. Even on a grand scale, gays rather not deal with it. Global warming or an obese nation… it’s an age-old question of the 21st century as to which to tackle first.  So, remember, we are not laughing with you, we are laughing at you, young man. What I don’t quite understand is that odd shaped bulge in front of his… um… stomach.

Two - I find it quite ironic that this fruitastic young man will get a date. I could be wrong and he probably already has a date, but sane, normal, non-attention seeking gays have a hell of a time finding anything. Do we have to lower our morals and expand our waistline for a decent night on the town?

I’m not just picking on the chubby sect, but these entanglements seem to seep into all the cliques in the community.

Then you have this: Muscles

The above is one of the first true gay archetypes. The “muscle bound, vein popping, meth, steroids shrinking up most everything” gym fellas. Can’t you tell I’m jealous? Dirty shame. How often do you see these guys with anyone besides caricatures of themselves? As a friend said to me, they normally look like they have, “a dash of down.” Mental incompetence. That’s God’s joke on the rest of “us.” I believe it’s a hierarchy and since we don’t have a monarchy rule, but we got somewhat close with the Clinton’s, we must be good little subjects and fawn with envious eyes the guys whom 75% of the community will never have. Survival of the fittest.

It’s hard to transcend the gay class even if you work out, slim down, and gain educational points. It doesn’t matter as they will not accept you. That’s why first impressions are a must. They will always remember you as what they saw you first and please make sure it’s a doozy.  You got one shot.  But, yet again, Judge Judy sums it up best, “Beauty fades, dumb is forever!”


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Hysterical! The first guy makes me smile, the second just makes me sad. Can’t quite figure out why…Go Bears!

Nice Judge Judy reference

I want to know where Chubby found a body suit that fit. Brilliant take on dating.

i agree most gays decide they hate you before they even meet you, but then again most gays hate themselves.

Gays don’t hate themselves, and they don’t hate you before they even meet you.  They, like everyone else, will judge you.  Clearly stated, first impressions are important no matter who you are.  As accepting as gays make themselves out to be, they are still just as guilty of judging each other as the rest of the world.  People often want to project an image above and beyond the “norm” to be memorable, and make any kind of first impression, no matter how extreme.  Gays are no exception.  And while there is the stereotype of gay people being nasty and rude, those qualities are not confined to the homosexuals of the world, and exhibiting those qualities is just another way of trying to be memorable.

You “group” gays all together as if they are not part of the very diverse human race. This attitude reminds me of the pre-civil rights era when it was widely said that “all black people look alike, you can’t tell them apart”..

It is just another way to treat homosexuals as subhuman.. 2nd class citizens, not quite one of God’s beloved children…

Homosexuals come m & f - all sizes, all weights, all skintones-hair colors-eye colors-etc re appearance- all professions/skills, IQs, belief systems, interests, likes, dislikes.

And - I have never found the GLBT to be rude, disagreeable, or to not accept anyone who accepts them as equals.  I am a senior heterosexual female and have many gay and lesbian friends- and loved ones.  I have never been treated by any of them as anything except “as good as” and “one of the group”..

That group being people who do not judge per a perceived or proven genetic trait- or per “all who watch the football playoffs- must be avid fans of the game” - (I always watch the Chargers when it is shown in my area- but rarely will I watch any other games)
The gays I have known and do know- judge a person as an individual and base their acceptance or unacceptance on the totality of the individual as a human being- and rarely on the outward beauty/defects - only on the true beauty or ugliness within.

OMG, I’m so bummed to find out the guy in the video is gay!

That pic must be photoshoped. However, I can’t really tell if the MUSCLE MAN is actually gay. Hilarious article! Very true in gay communities in NYC, MIA and LA.

geez-louise, ruth4equality! you have clearly never been to a gay bar in the east village!

this article is full of truth.

curiositykilledthecat. be there.


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